Joe is Video Blogging

What is Video Blogging?

It's like being at the movies with your friend, only, your friend had to go to his girlfriend's place, because she was sick, and locked herself out of her house, so he made you babysit Joe, his retarded cousin, but, his retarded cousin isn't allowed in the movie theater any more, not after what he did last time, so you had to stay home and watch cable, only, cable's broke, so you had to watch broadcast channels, and the only thing you get is public access, so, instead of watching Batman, which is awesome, you have to watch an overweight, middle-aged man, in KISS makeup, doing an acoustic cover of "I was made for lovin' you", while Joe, your friend's retarded cousin, at the top of his lungs, recites a poem he made up, about his penis.